JohnDrawInfinity's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Roll Roll Pirate!]

Almost legendary.

No joke, this is one of the best games I've played on Newgrounds in the last 7 or however many years I've played games on Newgrounds. The concept is amazing, the protagonist is adorable, the levels are beautiful, and the layouts of the levels were challenging without being overbearing.
I only have a few very small nags that prevent me from giving it a perfect 10 score (even though I'd really love to.)
The big one was the restarting. I hope it isn't just me, but after I died I feel it took a little too long for the level to restart. Not REALLY long, just longer than my ADHD could handle. I realize the game is graphically demanding so I can't blame you, it's just annoying and takes away from my desire to continue playing.
Also (another nag that can be blamed on the graphics) every now and then I felt like I was moving too slow. Once I got used to the odd and inventive controls it felt better, but still it felt as if Roll Pirate wasn't ever moving as fast as he was meant to move.

Either way, I loved this game. Later on when I get off work I'll most likely give it another run through. It gives me those old Platform Game vibes and I love it so much. Forget all the sex and violence...
...what ever happened to the good old days when clouds had eyeballs?

) Thank you.

[When Pigs Fly]

Jesus.

After what I just went through, I think I deserve to be critical.

"When Pigs Fly" was NOT a terrible game. It wasn't even a bad game. Hell, I'd go as far as to say that if redone with a more incentive, less touchy controls, and the ability to choose your difficulty, it could be a GREAT game.
But let's face it, this game is nearly impossible.
On Newgrounds, if a game is either too boring or too hard I give up.
I would like to congratulate you on being able to make a game so hard AND so boring that I was pretty much forced to beat it on principle alone.
Even though I had a good time in retrospect, I don't come to this site to be sent into cardiac arrest. That almost happened multiple times. At one point I was literally clenching my fists, tears in my eyes, makings strange noises with my throat.
But either way, I still played the whole damn thing.
So bravo.
Awesome idea. Decent delivery.
I would like to see what other kind of shit you do in the future.

[Bike Master]

I really am easily entertained.

Games like this always keep me so entertained, and this one was no exception. This is actually one of the better ones I've played. But as mentioned by other reviewers, it would be a lot cooler if you could choose your bike and if there was some kind of point system to give you more desire to keep playing. Still awesome, though.

[Overhead Kick Champion]

Heh

At first I thought this was the dumbest thing I've ever touched, but then I realized it's actually kind of fun and quirky. However, with no medals or no real reward system...there isn't much reason to continue playing after a round or two. I'd like to see more of this kind of thing though.